Applied in it's purest sense Fergie, your sentiments would mean humans would have to become cannibals to survive. That's no more acceptable than the sick world you see. I agree advertising is crap though.
nah missi, humans wouldn't have to become cannibals. that would be gross. yuck. I'm partial to a glass o milk and a fine fillet steak.
I just don't like the way ad people subvert the natural world. (!)
like the old Boddington's ad with the male stud of a cow (usually known as a bull) swaggering around t'pub with a pint and.... wait for it... his udders swinging.
His udders.
HIS udders.
Is a bovine penis far more offensive than bovine teats?
do we really need to have the natural world cut down to cater to our own weirdo ideas of decency.
I repeat.
HIS udders.
fools.
p.s. Emma, I think to get to the planet I'm on you take a left at the lights and pass the chip shop on your right and its your second left, the one with atmospheric disruption. Easy to find but once you're there it's very hard to get out. be warned.
I cannot listen to the smug, patronising git who says "Every little helps" at the end of the Tescos advert, as though Tescos are in some sense buying a big issue off their customers and helping them out a little. It fills me with an incandescent, blinding rage. Also, that one with the trolleys - what Tescos are subliminally saying here is, nobody will come to our shops to buy food (hence trollies are redundant), so we are branching into financial services.
Think it through, Tescos, you morons.
The only ad I like is where Vic Reeve's Churchill dog cracks onto the makeup artist, with the killer line, "Would you like to stroke my coat?"
(Oh, and a really exploitative one I saw on Sky for a Plastics company, just featuring a well-blessed girl in a low-cut PVC top)
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