Who is Jasper_666?

ME who? ME what? Who ME? Now I'm even more confused!

Phew! Glad we got that sorted! Coz I'm sure you once said sommat about being a 'Sheila,' in reference to re-designing a cemetry or somesuch... Anyhoo... Thanks for your support. But just to blow my own trumpet (if only we could eh? ( begone, Emma White, you evil harlot!! ) )... the cherries speak for themselves, n'est-ce pas? So what's this Ukauthors jobbie then? "P"

Soz about that, Mr. Brown - Jasper signed one of his (/her/its) recent posts "MB," which tossed another spanner of confusion into my poor little demented mind! Anyway, glad you like L+M... although I haven't read Viz for quite a few years, therefore know not of these Drunken Bakers of whom you speak.

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And that (as Mr. Lampshade and Mr. Mastadon might say) was that.

>>> Just stumbled on this post... Eh, what did i do? ...... ...You and your rude stories are converting all (well, some) of my thoughts into double entendres!

>>> I've blood in my eyes over this one, I'm sorry! ...and........................ breath....................................... :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Hmm..............................

>>> Now don't go all pooie and curly on me, Pepsi! ... pooie?... curly?... Say what? >>> Now I did warn you to step back and reconsider what you said on the other forum ... I take nothing back, Nikaya! You're a bit of a schizo, but it seems to me your heart's in the right place... Of course, I may be wrong... I take all I am told about everyone by everyone about anything and everything with a huge dose of salt! (on the Internet, at least) >>> Three things I've a nil tolerance to, P harming women and children harming artists ...glad to hear it! Although I'd add to that... harming men, animals, the world we live in, etc, etc, etc Violence generally. Negativity breeds negativity & all that (my "'peace, love & light" signoff is only half in jest). >>> but as I was born with nothing lacking in any physical or mental department, and I've all the certificates and sentences to prove it ...You're a writer & you seem pretty literate when you want to be... how can you therefore lack in intelligence? Maybe conventionally speaking, but what does that mean? >>> Now shut-up and just write! ... I'm writing! I'm writing! ...Rocket to the Moon approaching completion... Peace, love, light & positive thoughts for all... "P"

Are they rhetorical questions, or do you actually want answers? Assuming the latter... As far as I know, because I don't know unless I'm actually in the situation, I wouldn't give my life for anything apart from to save the life of someone I love. That's it, really, simple as that. Because... "How would you know it worked if you did, and would it really matter to anyone but you?" ...Next!! "P"