Shoe question

My Dansko sandals contradict my face, because when I wear them, I can see that I have toes on my feet. I don't have toes on my face, to my knowledge.

My shoes are constantly contradicting my face. Just the other day I bore witness to the following exchange... LEFT SHOE: Tony Blair is an idiot. FACE: No, he's not. RIGHT SHOE: I agree with LEFT SHOE. ... Honestly! :/ pe ps oid ... What is "The Art of Tea"? ... (www.pepsoid.wordpress.com)