Do you like our latest feature? I'm just gobsmacked at the number of guests online at any one time. Is it accurate? I don't know - still stuck on the sofa at home.

Very clever, Ben! poking fun at the little prince! I surely see him as a prophet: The important is invisible to the eyes, his message.
Taming someone else always carries a risk. And you should not have tackled the elephant. He was ok in his box. What genes?

Anyone read it? It's great.

It follows the river dart, weaving in all the different voices of people who live/work on the river. It's based on real interviews and, at the side of the page, it tells you who's voice/interview is influencing the poem. It feels very original.

Joe

I've just posted my first tale here - a silly little bit of nonsense called "Larry & Mick Share an Apple" - it's very serious and poignant and will take you many hours to read, as you can see!

All comments appreciated...

'In a humorous, totally British response, some Sikhs have started wearing stickers on their rucksacks and bags bearing the legend: "Don't freak, I'm a Sikh." '

Funny or really depressing?

ABCtales finally gets its act together and my frigging computer decides to break down. It's a laptop and the inner mouse clicky thing is either not working or it jams. I can't afford to get it repaired so I'll have to pop down to Maplins and buy one of their cheapo mouse doodahs and plug it in the available socket. Thanks ABC you're doing a damn fine job.