GONE I hate people who can only talk about one thing and how brilliant it is. Man United fans tend to be a bit like that. It's maybe not just one thing with them, sometimes it stretches to two or three, Man United and themselves, maybe something else dull, sales technique perhaps, or improved salaries. I knew a lad called Ben exactly like that, he only ever referred to shagging and how much money he was making, which I knew wasn't a lot, so it made me dubious about how much shagging he was doing. Someone told me they'd seen him recently in Broomhill, pissed up and telling two slags he was going to join the army. I've not seen him since I leant him thirty quid.