There is too much lavender in the cupboard. Received from a lady who once amused but now leaves me shaking my limbs and growling like a dog. That she...
I have eaten the most perfectly red, perfectly round cake in the world. It is also the shiniest one in these parts It gave away no secrets about how...
'Paradoxical critter' they say. A 'metaphor for the frailty of flesh'. Yes, Yes! I cry. But what of its benefits? And they tell me them too. They are...