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I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

858 of my comments have received 910 Great Feedback votes

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It did indeed work. That's

Posted on Fri, 31 Dec 2021

It did indeed work. That's great news. I'll give it a whirl tomorrow.

Thank you very much for that.

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I was always under the

Posted on Thu, 30 Dec 2021

I was always under the impression that mistletoe was very harmful to its host trees, but it seems not. So that's a bit of good news to start a new year. I'll redirect my wrath to the ivy now ... another of nature's gems that needs to be...

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I can never resist someone

Posted on Fri, 31 Dec 2021

I can never resist someone else's playlist. This, together with a jug of coffee and the last of the festive biscuits, will keep me occupied for the afternoon.

Честита нова година!

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Your wish is my commanc, so I

Posted on Thu, 30 Dec 2021

Your wish is my command, so I've added masterpieces to my to do list for 2022.

And I wish you all the very best for the New Year.

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Hello Rhiannon.

Posted on Fri, 31 Dec 2021

Hello Rhiannon.

Your poem is a perfect description of what I see when I walk down the lane to our village. 

The words

jaded damp sodden

work so well together to describe the atmosphere at this time of year. ...

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Ed Crane, I really do

Posted on Fri, 31 Dec 2021

Ed Crane, I really do apologise.

That awful song has been stuck in my own head since this morning. I suppose it serves me right for mentioning it.

Chas 'n' Dave's Snooker Loopy is the only fast-working antidote but that's a...

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Your poem describes New Year

Posted on Fri, 31 Dec 2021

Your poem describes New Year celebrations beautifully but with caution and a lot of past tense.

reminding me of lively gatherings

Reminding me of how New Year used to be. In this sad, blighted world I think there'll be as...

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I feel your pain Ewan.

Posted on Fri, 31 Dec 2021

I feel your pain Ewan.

Bat Out of Hell was a monster and released round about the same time as the soundtracks to Grease and Saturday Night Fever making the summer of 1978 a golden age of awful music that just...

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Does Mr A.N.Muggins always

Posted on Wed, 29 Dec 2021

Does Mr A.N.Muggins always tell ya that the old songs are the best? Then he's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest?

I hope you had a merry old time.

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Posted in Merry Christmas Everybody! (Christmases Past and Present) by Mr A.N.Muggins

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My partner is French and she

Posted on Wed, 29 Dec 2021

My partner is French and she loves Brussels sprouts. It's all beginning to make sense now. If all the Brussels sprouts had been in Iraq (the country, not the fridge) then Blair and Bush would have had a better reason for the destruction.

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Posted in The Countdown Is On : Advanced Planning For Christmas At The Muggins' Home (The Water Melon!) by Alfred Muggins

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