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I have 241 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
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I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

1001 of my comments have received 1086 Great Feedback votes

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I'm delighted! That's made my

Posted on Tue, 25 Jul 2023

I'm delighted! That's made my day. Thank you very much.

It's the perfect excuse to take a wee splash of rakia. 

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Posted in Rakia Maria - Part One of Two

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Another nice one Rhiannon.

Posted on Thu, 27 Jul 2023

Another nice one Rhiannon.

Well done.

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Posted in Colour Drought

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The anticipated launch of

Posted on Thu, 27 Jul 2023

The anticipated launch of your next two jokes has been pencilled into my diary for 27 July 2033. Could you make it in the afternoon as I have the plumber coming in the morning?

Hopefully you'll still be able to stand for ten minutes to...

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Posted in Two jokes

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A blue bird and a blueberry

Posted on Wed, 26 Jul 2023

A blue bird and a blueberry in a nutshell. Lovely!

I'm looking forward to seeing the others you've written.

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Posted in Nature's blues

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Thanks very much for that Di.

Posted on Wed, 26 Jul 2023

Thanks very much for that Di. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

My only concern about all this is when our dogs come in the house with a bone. Could it be part of the mortal remains of the woman that doesn't like them? I ask myself.

As for...

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Posted in Rakia Maria – Part Two of Two

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It's great to hear that you

Posted on Wed, 26 Jul 2023

It's great to hear that you have recognised the versatility of this wonderful beverage / painkiller / disinfectant / window cleaner / Bulgarian national treasure.

Is it alright to post links to You-Tube videos on here? Well I'm going to...

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Posted in Rakia Maria – Part Two of Two

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They should encourage the

Posted on Wed, 26 Jul 2023

They should encourage the children and scrap all the adults. Switch Britain off and then on again to see if it works any better.

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Posted in Hamster and Thatcher (deceased) - The two child benefit cap

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Quite a gang. I hope that

Posted on Wed, 26 Jul 2023

Quite a gang. I hope that after you described them so well they enjoyed their adventure and that we'll be able to read about it soon.

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Posted in Speckles and Friends

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This is great Jenny.

Posted on Wed, 26 Jul 2023

This is great Jenny.

I too, often find myself in a 'shower of words like cloudburst', refreshsing me after a creative drought.

And the whole of the last verse is me. It's as if I wrote it myself... except I wouldn't have written it...

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Posted in When All I Need Is Artistry

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The fact that it was Sandra

Posted on Tue, 25 Jul 2023

The fact that it was Sandra who ended up with her tail between her legs made me smile. 

An amusing tale! Nice one!

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Posted in Blueberry - Part Three

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