About ten years ago I posted the two jokes I had written.
I am pleased to announce that I have now written two more, at this rate if I live to 173 I'll have a ten-minute stand-up set.
There’s a guy at work who spends the whole day quoting horses. “Shergar said this,” or “Red Rum said that”.
I don’t usually like to judge people, but I can’t stand neigh-sayers.
I bought an industrial-sized pack of French pastries as a special anniversary treat for my pet ant colony.
Unbeknownst to me, however, the ants hate French cuisine and were furious with me at my inept choice of present and refused to eat them.
I was left with a lot of crossants.