The Walrus

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I have 226 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 296508 times and 66 of my stories have been cherry picked.
2 of my 1,643 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 2 votes

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David Jasmin-Green

My stories

Five-Oh-Six-Three (Part Seven)

By The Walrus on Wed, 26 Sep 2012

"If you're about to lose control of your sphincter muscle kindly step outside - I like to keep my hovel as clean as possible under the circumstances."
Fantasy
Certificate 18

Five-Oh-Six-Three (Part Six)

By The Walrus on Wed, 26 Sep 2012

“Yes, you – the purty little white boy. Are you deaf, dippy or both? Get your scrawny ass over here, I wanna feast my hungry black eyes on your naked, Caucasian English splendour.”
Fantasy
Certificate 18

Five-Oh-Six-Three (Part Five)

By The Walrus on Wed, 26 Sep 2012

"Oh-my! You've-knocked-over-my-vase-of-lupins-and-busted-my-bloody-kettle, you-contemptible-pussy....."
Fantasy
Certificate 18

Five-Oh-Six-Three (Part Four)

By The Walrus on Tue, 25 Sep 2012

“I'm ecstatic, ectoplasmic, I'm orgasmic-fantastic! I'm a Rockabilly rebel, and I suck out drunken monkey brains.”
Fantasy
Certificate 18

Five-Oh-Six-Three (Part Three)

By The Walrus on Mon, 24 Sep 2012

"Identify yerselves, or prepare to pay the muther-fuckin' consequences.”
Fantasy
Certificate 18

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