The Walrus

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I have 226 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
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David Jasmin-Green

My stories

Nameless

“I'm going now, Sarah-Jane, never to return,” I said blithely, waving like a fruit and nut case on a day trip from a hospital for the criminally inept.
Cherry

Elsewhere (The Walrus's Story) Part Four

Clarence is the name, Clarence Peculiar Goatsucker at your service - no relation to the Chupacabras, the mysterious Latin American swine. Pleased to meet you, I'm sure.

Elsewhere (The Walrus's Story) Part Three

No, I reflected hurriedly - the thing's fangs were way too big to belong to any lion. It was a sabre toothed sodding tiger.....

Elsewhere (The Walrus's Story) Part Two

When I checked out my Facebook account everything was hunky dory, apart from the following outlandish entry.....

Elsewhere (The Walrus's Story) Part One

Have you got a Facebook account? Hasn't every fucker, you say. As a matter of fact, no, not everyone has a Facebook account.

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