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Castle Pillock Despairs Of A Lot Of Things, And Especially Theresa May

I’ve been watching a TV programme with David Attenborough and the Queen talking about trees, because I would watch David Attenborough talking about toilet cleaners or earwax, given the chance. The Queen, meh. I’m not a monarchist and I don’t go for the Nation’s Granny nonsense, but it’s nothing personal. It’s good that she’s interested in preserving trees throughout the Commonwealth and wants to see a ‘Queen’s Canopy’ of forests, second only to...

Castle Pillock and the Birds of Paradise

My little Princess is planning her first Glasto. Not this year, next year. Last year, when the tickets came out for this year, she wasn’t poised over the computer with her fingers ready to ‘apply’ within ten seconds. This year, for next year, she and her friends will be hunched over the keyboard with the whole thing on a trip wire. However quick you are with your application, there’s still no guarantee you’ll get a ticket. Before long you will...

Story and Poem of the Week and Inspiration Point

I must admit, I was sorely tempted to award Pepsoid everything for this: https://www.abctales.com/story/pepsoid/larry-and-mick-hope-cherry-abc-tales In the end though, Story of the Week goes to Ed Crane's sharp, satirical and frighteningly believable 'Wai Peipei Comes Of Age'. A cautionary tale for our times: https://www.abctales.com/story/ed-crane/wai-peipei-comes-age Poem of the Week is Alfie Shoyger's beautifully constructed 'My First Love,...

Story and Poem of the Week and Inspiration Point

There has been some really thoughtful and moving poetry and prose on the site this week. Story of the Week goes to Richard Dobbs' 'Sunrise'. Immensely readable, its insight into one of the saddest wartime situations is deeply felt without being sentimental: https://www.abctales.com/story/richard-dobbs/sunrise Poem of the Week is elsie katz's 'Shifting Sands'. Funny and sharply observed, it asks questions about what 'home' is, and how we fit into...

Castle Pillock: The Best Place To Live In Britain

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-43448590 The Castle Pillock bunting is a bit moth-eaten, and the flag pole hasn’t had anything run up it for a while, but the staff are on orders to do their best and get us up to scratch. After all, we do live in the Best Place To Live In Britain. I can see why the Sunday Times thinks York is The Best Place. Parts of it are beautiful. I would pay money to see parts of it. In fact,...

Castle Pillock And The Hidden Monkey

Once a month, usually on the first or second Saturday, I depart the ancestral battlements and make the twenty-five minute train journey to Malton, perhaps the epitome of a North Yorkshire market town. From September to July it’s a quiet journey, with plenty of seats available. From July to September it’s the sardine express, because the eventual destination is Scarborough. There are still many people who choose not to drive to the seaside, and...

Story and Poem of the Week and Inspiration Point

Another embarrassment of riches to choose from this week! Story of the Week is Noo's funny, observant and thought provoking 'Every Picture': https://www.abctales.com/story/noo/every-picture Poem of the Week is jackory's lyrical and moving 'Gently Into The Dream': https://www.abctales.com/story/jackory/gently-dream I fell in love with both of these pieces when I read them - hope you will too, if you haven't done so already. This week's...

Castle Pillock: Eminently Sensible Conversations

According to that report last week, anti-depressants do what they say on the packet. I’m not going to dispute that. I’m happy with that. They’re bloody powerful things so I would expect them to work. One way or another. They can be a bit hit and miss, and one size definitely doesn’t fit all. They can also mask other things. But if you ask me, do I think they’re generally beneficial, I’d say yes, on the whole, by and large, all things considered...

Story and Poem of the Week and Inspiration Point

It's been a very rewarding week on ABC Tales - we've had a real run of rich and interesting work. Story of the Week is Noo's 'Spell'. The magic within the story is echoed by the effortless weaving of words around this intimate and profound tale: https://www.abctales.com/story/noo/spell Poem of the Week goes to Philip Sidney's 'Blood and Other Substances'. Beautifully crafted, this draws you in and then delivers a haunting finish: https://www...

Castle Pillock: No Place Like Home

Over Christmas, the Scion casually announced that he and Girlfriend had been talking babies. I thought I coped rather well. He and I were in the kitchen at the time, making cups of tea for the assembled masses, and I didn’t drop the kettle and scream, ‘ You can barely feed and clothe yourself, let alone a poor defenceless child! ’. Instead I kept the boiling water within the parameters of the pot and said mildly, ‘Do you think that’s a good idea...

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