Bullshit

Story of my very first job. It is auto biographical, but names and characters have been changed or enhanced is some respects.

Valley Video Night

Valley Video Night I'm slowly skanking along the shelves of a shitty valley video shop, pondering on what horrific bloodied massacred shite to watch tonight. My mind in a daze not knowing what to pick, I don't want to spoil a good evening by the box now do I! Well it's picked, let me hope this DVD does the business and sends us into another world of violence, different to the one we already live in. We desperately need a break! We want to go 'Wow man,' at the dramatic heroic end.

Bullshit

The over crowded classes of school had taught me long and hard about interview techniques, clean shoes, tie and shirt, yes Sir, no Sir, three bags fucking full Sir.