William Crump - King of England

The collected tales of William Crump, king of England

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William Crump – king of England

William Crump climbed the nearby hill. Though it was quiet and still, with nobody around as far as the eye could see, he chose to shout at the top of...

William Crump and the unseasonal weather

Boess, highest of all the gods, surveyed the new king through his eternal all-seeing eye. He didn’t seem at all like a king. His palace, if you could...

William Crump the Bear-catcher

This new king was nothing but trouble. Boess, chief of the gods and overseer of all things, had, in the short time since William Crump had placed the...
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William Crump and the black rain

Boess, ruler of the ancient gods, spent his every hour watching over the new king. The world was very different now from the one Boess remembered and...
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William Crump and the end of the line

The fortnight was up. William Crump had to hand over the golden crown he had found to the authorities. Give the crown to the crown, as he’d joked at...