The Rareness of Non-Baking Men

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Fri, 2006-06-30 10:02

I'm starting to feel like an oddity! In the past week, at my place of work, we have had a creamy lemon + raspberry cake and a lemon drizzle cake¦ both lovely¦ both no good for my expanding waistline¦ and both baked by men! Maybe it's time I took up cookery classes¦

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Fri, 2006-06-30 10:09

archergirl

Baking is highly underrated as a hobby and I would strongly recommend you take it up (but yes, there is the problem of waist expansion!!) I knew a baker at a boutique hotel, and that man baked THE best chocolate-raspberry hazelnut linzertorte -ever-. Baking's a bit like yoga; REAL men do it. ;-D

Fri, 2006-06-30 10:20

pepsoid

RU insinu8ing I'm not a real man, AG...? ;-) :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-06-30 10:23

archergirl

NEVER, peps. I'm saying U R a real man, so U -shld- bake! ohh, I know someone on this forum who will absolutely HOWL when he sees txtspk! *titter*

Fri, 2006-06-30 10:24

archergirl

This is, of course, assuming you ARE of the male gender to begin with! One never knows around here....!

Fri, 2006-06-30 10:34

pepsoid

I lv txtspk... I lv th wy it wnds ppl up... Y, AG, I am of the male gender! At least in "real" life... :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-06-30 10:42

archergirl

It doesn't take much to wind some people up, for sure... but I definitely think you should take up baking. It will impress potential lovers of whichever gender you prefer (or, hell, both genders for that matter... see RadioDenver's 'Sex' thread ;-D) *goes off to rummage through the cupboards for long-disused baking tins...*

Fri, 2006-06-30 11:13

pepsoid

"Potential lovers"? U mean like my g'friend of 13 yrs? Or RU being suggestive of extra-marital naughtiness? :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-06-30 11:21

archergirl

Ha ha ha! Having been married for eleven years one notes that one never ceases to look for *potential* lovers; whether one chooses to engage thusly is entirely at one's discretion! :-)

Fri, 2006-06-30 12:57

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pepsoid

Perhaps Madonna's book of way back when would have achieved much less media attention if it had been called "Engage Thusly"...? :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-06-30 14:03

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archergirl

It still would have been a rubbish book, no matter what the title... 50 bucks for a silver-plated tome of silliness.

Fri, 2006-06-30 14:57

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pepsoid

I have studied that book. In a course I attended last Autumn. It is indeed a tome of silliness. :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-06-30 14:59

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archergirl

Old Madge *did* have lovely breasts, however...

Fri, 2006-06-30 15:07

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pepsoid

Not the best I've seen, but... Hang on, should I be discussing such things with a lady? :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-06-30 15:14

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archergirl

I don't see why not. Why shouldn't I appreciate beauty in other women? Or even a nice pair of wubblies?

Fri, 2006-06-30 15:28

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pepsoid

Oh I agree most wholeheartedly. But would you not concur that "beauty in other women" and "a nice pair of wubblies" are entirely distinct concepts, the reference theretofore suggestive of varying degrees of social acceptibility, where concerns conversations between polite-minded individuals of opposite genders? :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-06-30 15:33

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archergirl

Polite-minded? I'm not *especially* concerned with social acceptibility; I take it you mean that it's more socially acceptable for two men to discuss breasts, much like two women can cattily discuss a man's packet, but that it's not acceptable for a man and a woman to discuss either women's breasts OR a man's packet? :-) How very limiting. But I suppose on a 'literary' forum one must make some concessions...

Fri, 2006-06-30 15:51

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pepsoid

Nahh, I don't really think that, I was just being facetious...! Although I do think I would feel somewhat uncomfortable discussing a man's packet (mine or another's) with a lady... although I suppose it depends on how well acquainted I am with said lady... Bring on the wubbly-talk though! :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-06-30 16:09

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archergirl

It might depend on how, er, substantial your packet is, too! :-) So who has the best wubblies then? Kate Winslet's are very nice. If I were a lesbian she'd be just the kind of woman I'd go for: feminine, curvy, gorgeous! And how did we get to here from baking?

Fri, 2006-06-30 16:13

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pepsoid

Baking to wubblies... a perfectly natural progression, I'd say! It has to 2B Jolie 4 me... Preferably as Lara Croft... O my... (oops, there's that infernal txtspk again!) :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-06-30 16:16

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archergirl

Yes, but in Croft her wubblies were enhanced (I read) by a special brazierre which made her look more like the game version. I imagine her wubblies must be very large now, indeed, and milk-engorged to boot. How attractive is that? :-)

Fri, 2006-06-30 16:27

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pepsoid

"How attractive"... hmm... let me think about that for a few minutes... :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-06-30 17:05

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Radio Denver

milk-engorged wubblies? I can honestly say I've never heard that phrase in my life. It conjures up many mummeries. Visit me http://www.radiodenver.org/

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Fri, 2006-06-30 17:15

#24

Moimo

Women cattily discuss men's manhoods? Shit, now you tell me. nobody

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