Who Would You like To Hang?
I am completely against capital punishment until Sian Lloyd the ITV weather girl (sic) comes on and I have to rush behind the sofa and poke both fingers into my ears and go wibble wibble wibble until she's finished. She lived with that most remarkable man and MP of the Lib Dems Lembit Opik, remarkable only in that; he's the only man in the history of time who has a lower jaw that is at right angles to the upper jaw. Upon breaking up with the even more hideous Sian he went out with one of the Cheeky Girls. And who'd have bet against him shoehorning that into a question that he had to respond to at question time. "Now don't be cheeky" he replied. Guffaws from the house. There's something to be said for Sharia law.