Ok, that's it!

I've had enough of this weather and I'm not taking it anymore! Rain, wind, rain, wind, bit of snow, rain, wind, rain again! It's been a whole damned year now since we had any decent weather, and it's time to rebel.

I'm taking my cagoul and my pick axe and I'm going to find my way up the Weather Gods and I'm going to usurp their throne! If they can't run the weather properly then I'll do it for them! Sunshine for all, that's what I say! Sunshine for all and an hour of rain every night at midnight just to make the crops grow. No more flooding! No more snow! No more wind that knocks you over when you go round the corner of a building! Just sunshine, sunshine, sunshine!

Who's with me? Who's willing to cast off the shackles of convention and join the quest to end all quests? Who's willing to die in the name of Clement Weather? All hail Clement Weather! Clutch your cagouls tight! Sharpen those lawnmower blades! Dust off that barbecue! Let's do it, brothers and sisters! Let's teach those Weather Gods who's really in charge!

All those with me shout AYE!