I'm looking for...
Mon, 2002-09-02 18:24
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I'm looking for...
...a Sci-fi/Fantasy editor for UKA (before you all get TOO excited!).
It needn't take up all your waking hours - just researching and posting markets/events/publishers/zines/competitions/interviews/articles...
No, just kiddin' - I'd be happy if you could spare a few hours a month and just do what you can - believe me, I need a break! A slight knowledge of HTML (VERY slight) could be an advantage.
Can't afford to pay, unfortunately, you'd have to do it for kudos and lurve.
If anyone's interested check out the site (http://www.ukauthors.com)and send me an email.
Ta.
Well bugger me, a taker...!
Have you just added to the job spec, A?
A duck is not an animal for the purposes of the Sexual Offences Act 1862: just thought I'd mention it...
Always found it interesting that sex with animals is officially classed as buggary, regardless of... well, regardless.
I did once have the pleasure of instructing counsel to cross-examine a guy who'd been caught having sex with an alsation. (His defence "I was playing hide and seek in the nude and tripped over behind the sofa") The crowning moment, and I'll never see better
"Mr ______, was it a male or female dog?"
(beat) "It were a bitch, I'm not f@@*ing queer"
"No further questions. "
*takes several cold showers to calm down*



