Technical Gimp

10 posts / 0 new

Last post

Mon, 2013-04-08 22:47

VeraClark

Technical Gimp

I am a technical gimp and struggling to set things up on here.Could anybody advise how the devil I follow authors?

Mon, 2013-04-08 23:08

The Walrus

You'll also need some wrap around shades, a sombrero, a false beard and a dark couloured floor length mac.

Tue, 2013-04-09 06:47

VeraClark

Thanks Paul.Sorry to be a pain.

Tue, 2013-04-09 07:01

VeraClark

Got you all now.Look under that birch tree.Dont stand too close to the window.See that cloud of curly hair, hear those laughter gurgles.A glint of pocket binocular.That's me, busy watching you.Pockets full of lead pencils.

Tue, 2013-04-09 21:45

The Walrus

You also need some night vision goggles, Vera, Jamie Gumb doesn't need his any more.

Tue, 2013-04-09 21:57

VeraClark

I'm using formaldehyde to clean my skins, humming away to Marc Almond's 'Tainted Love'

Tue, 2013-04-09 22:57

The Walrus

I always wanted a vest with tits on.....

Tue, 2013-04-09 23:09

VeraClark

You want to see the penis I grafted off.If I blow it up or stuff it with jelly, it looks quite authentic. Apart from the end bit, where the knife slipped quite badly. [I am crying laughing. Such small pleasures]

Wed, 2013-04-10 01:47

Richard L. Prov...

TG---I'm over here because I'm not there. Richard LP

Richard L. Provencher

Wed, 2013-04-10 09:08

#10

VeraClark

Tears of mirth at 40ft cutter.