Newby question on 'reads'

Hi Zebra, Yes, but try and look only now and again, then deduct yourself from the hits etc. And welcome strped one. AJ :>)

A zebra! A snack in pyjamas! Welcome fellow animal to the madness that is ABC.

Hi Zebra, Beware there is a wolf running around. Do join in the madness that pours out of these forums

Hi Zebra, Beware there is a wolf running around. Do join in the madness that pours out of these forums

Spag...the wolf is a pussy cat...she doesn't eat stripy things.....she prefers pasta!!

Stripey pasta might be quite entertaining.

two for the price of one wolfie....I like your style.....happy dining !!!

As long as no spaghetti is eaten in this sick act.

Don't be put off by the previous posters, they're not as weird as they sound, well actually some of them are but if you humour them they'll be friendly! Your assumption viz a viz 'read' numbers is correct, in fact some users do it on purpose to elevate their stuff into the upper echelons of the most read, so don't pay too much attention to them. And in any case high read rates are no indication of quality, neither are the goddamn cherries!

Actually, I helped to scoop up some 'wolf food' into buckets recently and I was almost sick. It squelched, it stank and my glove leaked. RE...VOLTING.

Don't be deterred by Missi either, he's mostly bark and maybe the odd bite. Sharp though and very strong-minded.