the old powder my nose one has taken on a new meaning linked with cocaine usage where a user will literally go to the toilet in order to powder their noses
I've always wondered why we say we're going to do a "number 2" when we
a: NEVER describe the other as "having a number 1" (unless you're referring to Gareth Gates, now he really does take the p1ss)
b: didn't have any kind of general meeting as to the ordering of these functions. I personally would have put the larger and more substantial at number one and the less labourous and briefer one at number two.
plus we should have farting, picking spots, sweating and all other bodily functions in the number system too. That way a lady could politley refuse sex by stating that she was having her number 4 this week and terraces would ring to the sound of "the referee's a fiver!"
Toblerone Tunnel:
The gap, triangular in cross section, between the tops of a healthy lady's thighs and her fairy hammock's drip tray, into which a Toblerone would neatly slide.
If you've ever paddled in the sea at Whitley Bay, you'll realise that the above isn't a euphemism but simply a statement of fact.
It looks like hot chocolate with marshmallows in it.
Martin,
syphoning the python is having a wee, like:
drain the main vein
point Percy at the porcelain
whereas the others are all about masturbation like:
shaking love coconuts from the pink palm
spanking the monkey
milking manfat mountain
etc
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