The First Official Pepsoid Minimalist Poetry Challenge!

The First Official Pepsoid Minimalist Poetry Challenge!

I'm on a roll! Here's another one...

Write a poem of only three words with the following title...

Toilet

I'll go first...

Wait, that wasn't the poem! (although I suppose it could be...?) My poem is...

Flush.
(Scream?)
Sewage.

Any more takers?

*** pepsoid ***

Thu, 2006-07-06 13:05

poetjude

Just Made It

Thu, 2006-07-06 15:10

Brilliant! OK I'll have another go... Public... ...Choose? Retain. :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Thu, 2006-07-06 15:16

poetjude

Oh No Paper jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

Thu, 2006-07-06 15:33

Oh No Penny Scandalously it's 20P at Scarborough's Superloos but I claim poetic licence.

Thu, 2006-07-06 15:36

We now have to pay for our "refurbished" loos @ Worcester! And in indignant expression of this rage... Pay To Pee??!!! :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Thu, 2006-07-06 15:53

Sneaky Sea Pee

Thu, 2006-07-06 15:55

Waterfall! What Relief... :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Thu, 2006-07-06 15:56

George Michael's Mistake

Thu, 2006-07-06 15:56

#10

Big Boys Hangout :O)

Thu, 2006-07-06 15:59

#11

Mellow? Yellow? Hello-o-o-o-o! :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Thu, 2006-07-06 15:59

#12

Here's a two worder: Crap Cubicle. In three: Crap Cubicle This.

Thu, 2006-07-06 16:01

#13

One or Two? :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Thu, 2006-07-06 16:02

#14

Sit... Strain... Release! :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Thu, 2006-07-06 16:05

#15

archergirl

skid marked sides sorry, had to take it down another notch! :-)

Fri, 2006-07-07 00:17

#16

(this one better spoken with Australian accent) back one out

Fri, 2006-07-07 00:47

#17

Dr. Heckle

Toilet Archergirl Pepsoid Mykle

Fri, 2006-07-07 08:32

#18

styx

Pebble Dash Vitreous

Fri, 2006-07-07 08:54

#19

Novak... Issues? Flush! :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Fri, 2006-07-07 13:32

#20

ja_simpson

Ow That Hurt

Fri, 2006-07-07 14:39

#21

(...I don't know whether I should feel proud or ashamed at the creations I have inspired...) :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Fri, 2006-07-07 16:07

#22

lisa h

Stop Moving! ...Flush

Fri, 2006-07-07 16:15

#23

New Title Yet? :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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Fri, 2006-07-07 16:16

#24

tcook

Golden Showers Again

Fri, 2006-07-07 16:18

#25

Caught short. Ew! :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Fri, 2006-07-07 18:18

#26

At the risk of seeming slightly obsessed: 1. oops touching cloth 2. tony slattery awful 3. suddenly not alone 4. I feel empty 5. gone not forgotten 6. Oh. Hanging around. 7. help! the smell

Fri, 2006-07-07 20:38

#27

archergirl

Novak? Opens Window

Sat, 2006-07-08 15:53

#28

Galfreda, you are a Minimalist Toilet-Based Poetry Genius!! (Also... AG... hmm, yes...) :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Sat, 2006-07-08 21:27

#29

jab1666

How 'bout: "Lawd, thank you."

Sun, 2006-07-09 02:13

#30

saggyhairyarseladee

galfreda is archergirl

Sun, 2006-07-09 09:28

#31

Thank you Pepsoid & Saggyhairyarseladee (fab name) for the best compliments I've had in months. Am glowing, first thing on Sunday morning.

Sun, 2006-07-09 09:55

#32

archergirl

Saggy, you've got that one waayy wrong. Galfreda's MUCH smarter than I am. And wears more eye makeup.

Sun, 2006-07-09 10:05

#33

I would dispute the former. AG has a great mind. Now it really does sound like I might be AG. We do have mutual interest in poo, though mine might be a bit more obsessive. Have two more pooems: Poo? No, fart. Fart? No, Poo!

Sun, 2006-07-09 10:28

#34