Create Your own Tory election poster

When I was driving through somewhere near Leicester I saw a lovely subtle one that said: It's not racist to impose limits on immigration (Well, it is, but we have to pretend, eh?) The bit in brackets had been stuck over the 'are you thinking what we're thinking tagline.

Send this on to all your friends and relations - but make sure they send it on with a big plug for ABCtales.com on it! Something like: For readers and writers ABCtales.com is the best place to be but if you want to write your own Tory election poster, try this: It's viral marketing - and it all helps!

Favourites in the office so far: 'Down with the Belgrano!' Are you sinking what we're sinking? 'Round Up the Dogs & Shoot them like pigs' Are you thinking what we're thinking? 'Roll up! Roll up! Are you smoking what we're smoking? You can do better, I know...

I did 'We hate everyone (unless they look like us)' and 'Michael Howard is an unelectable ******' Nuance is not my style.

I'll cut your tax cos I bloody love you. You're my best mate! Are You Drinking What We're Drinking?

We are not worthy! Are you reading what we're writing? ABCtales.com

sorry storms... didnt realise it ran out. Mine said - Conservatives - only slightly more right wing than labour.

hahaha

It's not unhealthy to eat chocolate hobnobs. Are you dunking what we're dunking? [%sig%]

Having Labour Pains? I'm not surprised. Don't let Tony shaft you again. Vote Tory. We promise to deliver. awwww -------------------------------- I'm voting labour, btw.

Liana and Ralph - I get a blank page with 'bad call' when I click on your links. How about turning this into more domestic politics viz: It's not plagiarist to place limits on Ritawrites' anally fixated posts. Are you stinking what we're stinking?

and It's not apiarist to call jasper a monkey are spanking what he is spanking?

spot the missing word

alternatively: It is not therapist to suggest Jasper needs treatment Are you shrinking what we're shrinking?

it's not anti-smileyism to ask him to not be so obvious in every fucken thread are you thinking what he is flirting?

Sorry, I'll stop now ... but this was the only thread to make me laugh out loud in ages. The Belgrano gag cracked me up.

There's something rather sad and seedy about a middle-aged man 'flirting' with youngsters don't you think?

The posters only last for 30 minutes on the site - you have to print them off - so don't give us links - tell us what you said! Then print them up and post them everywhere!

I Just React Tories Don't Do Thinking

WE Promise to force Prince Charles to go on a diet if we're still in power when he's crowned. are you thin king what we're thin king.

got a letter this morning from the tories that had on the envelope just these words: Immigration: are you thinking what we're thinking? That is pretty reprehensible because it doesn't clarify the point they are making about immigration but leaves it up to each reader to imagine what that point might be, so it could play well with out and out nasty racists as well as moderate ones. i hate all racists. i hate tories. i hate the daily mail.

I've made one aimed specifically at the psyche of the Manchester voting public:-

Here's Mine: Tax Cuts are not just for the well off...honest ARE YOU BANKING WHAT WE'RE BANKING?

Stephen_d has been hot on the campaign trail:-

Make the rich richer Crime is like, soo, based on bad genes not social conditions If in doubt - play the race card. Are you thinking what we're thinking? Vote Conservative. (not very punchy, but fairly accurate)

Conservatives: Are you thinking what we're thinking? Confused voter: What are you thinking? Conservatives: Well, we're thinking we'd like Britain to be something it never has been and something it never will be, but will play on people's false idea of what it once was in order to get them to ignore the things about it that make it good now, oh, and we want to get rid of the darkies.

We just react Tories don't do thinking....Conservatives

Vote Norris and Boris! ARE YOU BONKING LIKE WE'RE BONKING?