Flaming Pants!

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Flaming Pants!

I have noticed of late that the label inside each item of the contents of a recently purchased 3-pack of cotton boxers warns me to¦

KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE

It's funny, but it's never actually occurred to me to dangle my smalls over an open flame. Or is that just me?

I'm just off to ponder this question while I sit on a lit gas hob¦

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and I've never been tempted to eat the little sachet of silicon gel you get inside shoe boxes.

 

Exactly! :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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The old "Please ensure that bag is fully depressed before opening," saw my boil-in-the-bags subjected to morrisey on many occasions.

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

I've always liked "Line up and push off" (on old-fashioned pill bottles) :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

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