Hello

Hi, I signed up yesterday, and have posted the first three chapters of a novel - be good to see what people think of it.

Nothing much really...

Being away from ABC for a few days... I come back and there's a squillion new Gen Dis topics! Well more or less...

As I'm a lazy arse and can't really be figged scrolling through 'em all to see if there's owt I want to comment on, thought I'd just start my own new discussion about... erm... you know... stuff... and things.

Have I missed much?

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Trick or Treat

So, who had a bunch of pikey teenagers in pathetic costumes that look like a talentless four-year old made them, knocking on your door begging for money?

Trick or treat?

The trick is I'll beat your head with a baseball bat. The treat? The world will contain one less pikey.

Ways to spend a day when you're really supposed to be doing something else

I am supposed to be looking for accomodation but as I don't have a deposit this is quite tricky. Instead I am in the library wasting time on the internet, which feels like excessive luxury.

What can I do other than listen to Jeff Buckley's Grace (Thanks pesky) and send emails? Is there more to life than doing that? Do you think there's money in it?

Student Hurled To His Death In Medieval Siege Catapult Stunt.

Why did I laugh myself silly at that heading in the newspaper? I hadn't read the story, it was obviously tragic - but so Monty Python. Should I seek professional help?

Arab Terrorists on the Bonfire

It's always struck me as odd that we symbolise a fair amount of torture in our society. Even in religion we often worship a tortured young man, nailed to a cross by his hands and his ankles, and stabbed through the side with a spear. A gory vision that we often wear replicas of around our necks and place pictures of in our houses. Other religions must see Christianity as a weird sort of cult that worships torture.

On Pins and Needles by Nancy_am

http://www.abctales.com/story/nancy_am/on-pins-and-needles

Really really liked this. Needed to reread a couple of times, and... wow!

Thanks,

Lisa

Jumping on the broomstick...

Has anyone had a truly spooky, apparently inexplicable experience? I don't mean the 'I was trying to wake up when this person came in and sat on the end of the bed' ones, I mean something really creepy. I haven't by the way, which is why I was asking you lot.

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