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My stories

The Garden Thieves

I stopped a policeman in the road, And Said I beg your pardon I believe that thieves are stealing leaves And half my mother’s garden. Really the Policeman said, You’d better tell me more,

Hermit

Angus McNab is a wee hermit crab. Who lives in the Mull of Kintyre. Now that Hermit can shift he’s pretty darn swift, And is known in those parts as the flyer.

Oysters

An old man limped to his fishing boat, His fishing cap on his head, A young boy walked beside the man Why do you limp? he said. I’ve always limped was the mans reply,

Precious Pets

I met a new girl who likes pets, So I bought her a cat just to please her. After two or three days, she took in some strays, Now I’ve two polar bears I my freezer.

The Three Legged Dog

There’s a brand new arrival at the rescue pound. Turbo’s his name and he’s now world-renowned. He’s got the veterinary world in complete disarray,

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