So I slept on my new hotel bed for the second time the other night. I can no longer move my neck to the left. Bottom line I feel like Bob Saget on Full House, i am absolutely rigid. i don't know if it is the undulating spring ridges in the mattress, where I find myself in a dyke or valley when I wake, or whether the bed is so old that is it mad at whoever sleeps on it. You know how sometimes you can smell if something is rusty, like a chain-link fence or a old set of nails, well i use another sense, i can actually hear the rust in this bed. The large steel coils inside the mattress squeak with every subtle movement; as if it is an old woman with hip trouble shuffling down some stairs. My neck is so sore. Someone has just walked in the door however, i can not see them b/c they are to my left side and in order to make that kind of maneuver, i have to physically stand and turn my entire body. Yeah, it is fantastic.
