spiltmilk
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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Story | Marshmallows | paddyjohnston | 3 | 15 years 2 months ago |
| Story | Juggling For Mash | tcook | 27 | 15 years 2 months ago |
| Story | Lebkuchen | paddyjohnston | 7 | 15 years 2 months ago |
| Story | Whoever stole the speedboat | span | 4 | 15 years 2 months ago |
| Story | Hope In A Strange Corner | tcook | 20 | 15 years 2 months ago |
| Story | Pithy Portrait #1 | spiltmilk | 3 | 15 years 2 months ago |
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Gym
Today they were showing the funeral channel (or the news) and episodes of Murder She Wrote. This was in the gym. You can’t outrun death on a treadmill; they only give you 20 mins.
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- 548 reads
Bathroom
The man on the Tesco Value shaving foam watches me whilst I brush my teeth.
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Eyebrow
I’m trying to figure out if my therapist is raising an eyebrow or if his face is just angled that way.
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Pithy Portrait #1
Hi, I’m Kathleen. I hate you. I pretty much hate all of humanity, actually. You’re all idiots – it makes me so angry. Lots of things make me angry. Like you. And
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Minty
Last night I dreamt you were minty fresh and in my kitchen.
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