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I have 37 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 27054 times and 8 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Acceptance

This story was partly inspired watching a programme about adults with learning difficulties going round Britain on a double-decker bus. It was on the same night as the Oscars which in contrast was repellent. Recently I went to see Adam Hills, an Australian comic who reveals some interesting things about Big Red Fire Engines. It came together like cheese and chutney.
Cherry

Cirque Normale

When faced with life's major decisions, depsite all the weighing up, we take seconds at the most. The major decision in my life (whether to drive for Williams or Ferrari) will probably never be made.

Separation

I wrote this story in response to a friends admission that he longed to have the reverse operation to that portrayed in the story. Strange but true. He wanted to be attached at the chest to his twin brother but I suspect it was a ruse to witness someone having sex first hand. Jeff is now undergoing councilling at the Lonely Twin Assocation in Cardiff.
Cherry

Number 9 to Nowhere

Cliff Richard and Melvyn Hayes never had this trouble.

What's the big idea&;#063;

It's official. I am fucked. Clinic is a word quarantined by plague-affected associations. People visibly back off if you mention that you've just...

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