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New Year’s hallucinations

“i’m gonna lose weight! get ridda’ that gut! firm up that tush! finally stop fucking smoking! get my shit together! get outta debt! start looking for a new job! join a gym!

an ode to the anti-apocalyptophobiacs of the world

after all the idiots who followed Camping found themselves up shit’s crick after May of 2011 & after all the morons hoping & “praying” that they would get a “get out of life free” card

learn Mandarin

as all the “elected” puppets congregate with hands tied behind their backs & marionette strings held in the hands of corporate america (aka the global corporate),

grounded, focused

have to have had nothing to appreciate something, have to have had something to know all you can lose, have to know what can be lost, in order to preserve, have to preserve & sustain

the consequentialist

chain reaction dominates this life & to walk astray from this path, creates a domino effect of which not one part can separate itself. walking then with a lucid conscience,

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