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Aurora
so, another shooting in the belly of the empire… i wonder if Charlton Heston’s withery old cock just sprung to life? i wonder if Ted Nugent & Charlton Heston are sitting in
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- 287 reads
dueling parents
one starts by talking about what they did on the weekend, subtly sliding in the name of their kid & the bragging rights get pulled just as quickly as the pistol at high noon in a
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quickest way to the heart
the quickest way to the heart is through the fetish, for when you know that unique item of another, be it revealed to you or discovered & when they fulfill your own need in such a way,
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- 277 reads
inviting drama
for the empty & meaningless existence of evolution’s accidental spurting of sperm to egg in order to form you, may not make your days pass by as satisfactorily
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- 246 reads
tomatoes for hillary
wish i could have been in Egypt earlier today, to join in throwing tomatoes & chanting “Monica! Monica! Monica!” with those who were disgusted by Sec. of State Clinton’s arrival to
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- 237 reads