JohnnyBowman

"Shucks, I missed." "Would you like another shot? I fear that last one was rather unlucky with that sudden breeze and all." "You really mean it? Thanks man, you're a real sport. All right here it goes." CLICK "Poppycock! It's jammed, hold on a second" "Take your time. I've reserved this deserted island until brunch" "Here we are, you ready?" "Ready and steady!" BAM "Right in the shoulder! Sorry about that. I was really just going for a flesh wound, but that looks pretty serious." "Oh nonsense, Doc will have me bandaged in a jiffy and Ladyship is preparing tea and sandwiches. The scar tissue will be quite handsome." "Looks like we all win!" "Will you give me a hand back to the boat? I can't feel the left side of my body." "Of course, of course."