NightmareToast

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Paul Mailer

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Oh, How I Love Being British!

I had this Dutch guy come up to me the other day, and he started chatting about fucking Shakespeare. I told him that he was the guy that wrote Oliver Twist and got sent down for being gay.

Sensual. Like Olives...

I knew exactly when I was next in. But that wasn’t the point, obviously. I went in to check anyway. I knew that she might be there. Any excuse seeing her, you see. As it turned out, she was in.