The Other Terrence Oblong

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I have 192 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
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Dave Clark


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Quinn and the leopard

Another trip to the archives for today's gloriously surreal Facebook and Twitter Pick!
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The Mad Old Man Problem

“Arse giblets. Bandit noises. Car-park attendants dressed as guppy-farmers. Here, I know the tune to that one.” The old man paused his verbiage...

Quinn and the first day at work

“This is your desk, Quinn,” said Millie from HR. “You’re next to Tim. Don’t eat bananas around Tim, as he’s highly allergic, even peeling one in his...

Quinn and the Interview

“Which would you rather be Quinn, an egg or a butterfly?” It was one of those quirky interview questions that panels use to catch interviewees out...

The Welly problem

I was woken at 4.30 one morning by a hammering on my back door. ‘I wonder who it could be at this hour?’ I thought, as I dressed and rushed...