Finding Jesus

A drunken man is stumbling along a river bank, when he comes upon a fiery preacher baptising people in the water.

The preacher points to the drunk and shouts, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”

The man raises his arms high and exclaims, “Yes, I am!”

So the preacher grabs hold of him, dunks him in the water, pulls him straight out and asks, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”

The drunk splutters and replies, “No, I haven't found Jesus.”

The preacher dunks him into the water for a little longer, pulls him out again and cries, “Have you found Jesus this time, my brother?”

The drunk splutters again and cries back, “No, I still haven't found Jesus.”

The preacher holds him under water a lot longer until the man begins thrashing his arms and legs about, then he pulls him up and screams, “Now, have you found Jesus?”

The drunk coughs up a gallon of water, shakes his head and gasps, “No… are you sure this is where he fell in?'”


Very funny!

Funny stops all the world's doolalliness in its tracks.



Same to you too!


All-in-all still a good Joke! It won't help crying!


They don't tell 'em like they used to.


aha, punch-line that drives us drunks to drink. 




If yon tree doesn't fall on my head I'll live till I die.


If you fall down and break your leg, don't come running to me.