A Bedtime Story Collection

Not that the scarecrow minded how he looked; he was, after all, just a scarecrow...

'I'm not sure I trust that biloba creature,' said Willowherb. 'He seems to grow bigger every day. He's even taller than us now, and three times as long.

'I've always wanted to try roasted meat. We'll hold the boy over the fire crack and roast him alive, and if we like the taste we'll do the same to the girl¦ More bedtime stories from Astrantia.

Woody decided that it was time he continued with his journey. 'Put your best foot forward.' Another of Uncle Fraygus's favourite sayings came to mind. Woody looked down at his feet, wondering which foot was the best. It was difficult to decide with so many to choose from...

So, one day, Dave decides he's had enough, he can't take any more of this beer-swilling, ashtray smelling, fake dad, and he decides to run away.

'Keep on, you are going the right way.' And with that, the man made a strange chattering sound and then scrambled higher into the tree and disappeared.

A third story about Ripley the elf. Reviews and corrections welcome.