Banal thing Mk II

*wonders if camus is a chicken*

My favourite wine is also Pinot Grigio. However, if my wife is in drinking mood, then I usually open a bottle of red because she doesn't like it. This means I get to drink the whole bottle.

I'm drinking a californian merlot, it's not bad. The bathrioom is now spotless. Think I'll post more nanowrimo chapters just to annoy Camus.

Like maddan, I have just purchased a bottle of port from Waitrose. I bought 'Waitrose Tawny Port', a cheaper brand, instead of my usual 'Warre's 10 year old Tawny'. I thought I would be daring. The cheaper brand is nice, but not as nice as Warre's. I'm wearing sheepskin slippers. They're very warm. Sadly, they're NOT pale green. I wish they were.

i'm having to use the fan heater to dry my hair as the hairdryer has gone missing again

*struts around pecking at floor with vile, evil look in beady eye whilst wondering if Ms Bone is a erm...carp?*

...Whilst getting pissed off at strictly results and 8 year old daughter having extremely loud tantrum in bedroom.

...and generally getting pissed.

housemate2 called, turns out he wasn't at beer festival, he'd gone to twickenham. Going to pub. Woooo. I have a social life.

My daughter’s father’s feet were, until recently, insulated in a pair of greyish socks. The elastic has gone and they hang round his ankles. I think he owns them. He has not yet felt the need to nick my slippers. Which is handy as I don't own any and he would've been forced to appropriate my daughter's slippers. Which would've confused things. p.s. Anyone in Twickenham who is not genetically predisposed to dancing tangos at the drop of a side of beef, should be hanging their heads in shame. ~ www.fabulousmother.com

Woke up thinking I had gone deaf this morning. After a fear filled 30 seconds remembered that I had put ear plugs in at 3.37am.

my son asked me this morning if there is a chemist open today

I burned the toast this morning. We're out of orange juice.

My Mum's coming for Sunday lunch, I wanted Lamb but Tesco had none left so we've got chicken.

I need hangover food but can't be arsed to go to asda. ~ www.fabulousmother.com

I've just had a cheese and pickle sandwich, and there are crumbs all over my desk.

i'm having an organic olive hummus sarnie and a big tomato. I'm using a plate.

I don't know what to have for lunch, but I suspect it will involve brie.

I'm meant to be doing my very late tax return but I'm reading this thread instead.

*face turns same shade as slippers* Olive hummus sarnie? What would you...? *goes to lie down* ~ www.fabulousmother.com

i'm trying on edward de bono's six thinking hats

I need a new serrated knife. ~PEPS~ Latest on The Art of Tea ( http://pepsoid.wordpress.com/ )... "The Art of Flânerie"

I just found an old lotto ticket in my wallet. I could be rich.

i'm going to visit my friend to talk about big men.

I am looking at a small silver angel with a bent wing. ~PEPS~ Latest on The Art of Tea ( http://pepsoid.wordpress.com/ )... "The Art of Flânerie"

I have checked my lotto ticket online. I am not rich.

i had a baked potato and some fish for tea

I'm going to have cheese on toast! ~PEPS~ Latest on The Art of Tea ( http://pepsoid.wordpress.com/ )... "The Art of Flânerie"

I just watched Dirty Dancing (again), I also have tummy ache...I think I ate too much.

it's sherry o'clock

I enjoyed my cheese on toast. ~PEPS~ Latest on The Art of Tea ( http://pepsoid.wordpress.com/ )... "The Art of Flânerie"

I need to move my lazy arse off the sofa and iron my clothes for the morning. Antiques roadshow is on tv, how come none of my relatives bought brooches that are now worth thousands?

Oh, I still have tummy ache. Have decided that the culprit is the huge dish of apple crumble and cream that I forced down.

I got cat shit all over my garden clogs, then tracked it through the kitchen. Forced to mop. I hate cats.

I now feel really, really sick.

I look forward to going to work in the morning. There are no cats at my place of work.

it's still sherry o'clock

i think that harridan dog called Arlene, wants to shag several of the male dancers, on *strictly come dancing.* i too am having roast chicken for tea.

it's STILL sherry o'clock

Unlike Arlene I am not a harridan dog. I do however want to shag Mark.

It's ALWAYS sherry o'clock at your house.

i just sneezed twice

I ate a rennie.

I think i might have lowered the tone of this interesting thread :-0S.

Is ok, gggareths wife already thinks it is a front for a sex chatroom.

I wonder if Marmite has eaten Harriet yet?

i just ran out of sherry

I just dropped my cheque book down the back of some cupboards and had to clear a load of stuff to get it back

my daughter hasn't come home yet