The name of your porn-star alter ego

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Fri, 2012-05-04 11:36

blighters rock

The name of your porn-star alter ego

Someone just told me that everyone has a name for their porn-star alter ego.

All you have to do is use your first pet's name as the forename and your Mum's maiden name as your surname.

Scoonie was our West Highland terrier and the Scottish name, Bodie, was Mum's maiden name so the porn-star in me is called 'Scoonie Bodie', a well-hung white stallion from the Outer Hebrides.

What's yours?

(apologies to those who don't find this a very tasteful topic. It's just a bit of fun)

Fri, 2012-05-04 12:38

MistakenMagic

Pip Whitaker ... I like it! :-P

Fri, 2012-05-04 13:02

blighters rock

She sounds like a Victorian bar-room temptress. Love it!

Fri, 2012-05-04 14:23

blighters rock

Oh Biggus, you were made to be a porn-star! Dirk Diggler in the making.

Fri, 2012-05-04 16:55

steve_elliott04

Hubbard Lee - don't think that works too well as a porn-star name. ah well.

Fri, 2012-05-04 17:12

scratch

I'll bring a bit of mustachioed class to the rolling credits, Oswald Quail....

Fri, 2012-05-04 17:15

lavadis

Ribbon Victor - slightly kinky perhaps?

Fri, 2012-05-04 17:23

Raventongue

Candy Cooper- now that's unsophisticated.

Fri, 2012-05-04 17:29

scratch

i love it Raven!!!!

Fri, 2012-05-04 17:43

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sid

Now I know the answers to all of your security questions, all I need are your names and addresses :D

Fri, 2012-05-04 18:38

#11

Raventongue

HAHAHAHA. Good one, Stan. SusSEXXX!

Fri, 2012-05-04 18:42

#12

shoe

Shep Monk...less porn than 3rd rate PI, Biggus' is my fav!!!

Fri, 2012-05-04 18:53

#13

well-wisher

'All you have to do is use your first pet's name as the forename and your Mum's maiden name'. These also happen to be Online Banking security questions and so I'm not sure if I should play the game, just incase there are unscrupulous people out there who would misuse the information.

Oh look, a link. I wonder where it leads.

JoHn

Fri, 2012-05-04 19:19

#14

sid

I've tried every bank I can think of and none of them have an account for a Mr Hugh Tightass. Most disappointing

Fri, 2012-05-04 20:11

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alex_tomlin

Mine is Stripey Snook One of my friends is Wibbles O'Leary But my favourite is another friend's, which is genuinely Pussy Fountain. It's amazing how often it works.

Fri, 2012-05-04 21:41

#16

blighters rock

Pussy Fountain sounds alot better than Golden Shower and Candy Cooper sounds like a real hot little number.

Sat, 2012-05-05 08:45

#17

Geoffrey

A friend of mine was served by a waitress in USA who proudly displayed her real name on a badge "Candy Teets". I'm not sure what he was served!!

Tue, 2012-05-08 13:26

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h jenkins

How about your blues singer name? My suggestion is a) a physical quality b) any of your favourite fruits and c) the surname of your favourite president. Thus - Blind Lemon Jefferson Mad Melon Madison Lame Apple Johnson Big Berry Bush (Junior) or Cripple Kiwi Kennedy. Well, maybe not Kiwi then. Helvigo Jenkins

Helvigo Jenkins

Tue, 2012-05-08 16:05

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alex_tomlin

Short Ugli Johnson

Tue, 2012-05-08 20:17

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Raventongue

Tiny Berry Obama!

Sat, 2012-05-19 15:27

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shep5377

I realise I'm a bit late to this, but mine is a great one. Bullet Koch. Oh yes. Bullet was my hamster. And Koch is actually pronounced 'Kosh' in a Hyacinth Bucket kinda way, but still.

Sat, 2012-05-19 15:32

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blighters rock

That's raunchy, Shep. A real porn star name

Sat, 2012-05-19 15:33

#23

scratch

Best yet!

Sun, 2012-05-20 03:00

#24

Raventongue

Hahahaha. Bullet Koch is most definitely the best yet!

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