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Is it just me or have the google ads disappeared? Where are they? It might just be my laptop I suppose...

Enzo
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...and the long dead booktribes link can't be bringing much cash in either!
Booktribes needs money spending on it - we hope to have it back within a month. Google has decided that our content is too 'ripe' for it - we are in discussions with them on this matter.
"Ripe" What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I blame Ifty.

Gibbous House:  Ewan's First Novel
No Good Deed :  Ewan's Second Novel "the same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse"

It has: Google has accused us of being ripe. It's a lie. I am as green as a fair trade banana from Waitrose.

Gibbous House:  Ewan's First Novel
No Good Deed :  Ewan's Second Novel "the same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse"

No; it's green potatoes. Ripe is when a person has been dead for two days undiscovered. Did you know (and I know you don't)that the human body in warm surroundings will become a skeleton in two weeks? S'true, I heard it on tevelision so it must be true.

 

So Google thinks we're all dead. No wonder they don't want links on here; bit like setting up a hot-dog stand in a morg!
Ah...Google are back, fantastic - I especially like the offers of prayer and ads for the Calvinist Worship Institute that are inspired by my poem about prayer. Presumably there has been a decline in bums and willies.

 

We have made changes to the site that mean we now fit in with their guidelines - no ads on '18' rated stories. They have been very reasonable in negotiations - unusual for a large corporation.
Hooray! Hooray! Google Ads returned today. Ha Ha! Ho Ho! I've made everything 18 though! Only joking.

Gibbous House:  Ewan's First Novel
No Good Deed :  Ewan's Second Novel "the same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse"

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