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J'Accuse!

I can’t believe this is happening. My whole world has been turned upside down by a stranger I haven’t even met.

Tardy Reynolds

Before anyone gets any funny ideas and wrongly labels me, this is satire aimed at and taken from the dire political stance posed by an over-liberal/under-intellectual/ultra-underachieving government.
Cherry

I Can't Believe I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

This now has a different ending to the one I originally posted. It's about a neurotic housewife's analysis of what she believes to be a superior spread.
Cherry

The Critical Sell-By Date

When I wake up and my back’s itching in the place I can’t get at, I might think of the times when I had a girlfriend to scratch it for me. ‘Up a bit, down a bit. That’s it!’
Cherry

wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ceroc are doing one of their nights again. Loud music is in the air.

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