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Nameless
“I'm going now, Sarah-Jane, never to return,” I said blithely, waving like a fruit and nut case on a day trip from a hospital for the criminally inept.
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Elsewhere (The Walrus's Story) Part Four
Clarence is the name, Clarence Peculiar Goatsucker at your service - no relation to the Chupacabras, the mysterious Latin American swine. Pleased to meet you, I'm sure.
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Elsewhere (The Walrus's Story) Part Three
No, I reflected hurriedly - the thing's fangs were way too big to belong to any lion. It was a sabre toothed sodding tiger.....
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Elsewhere (The Walrus's Story) Part Two
When I checked out my Facebook account everything was hunky dory, apart from the following outlandish entry.....
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Elsewhere (The Walrus's Story) Part One
Have you got a Facebook account? Hasn't every fucker, you say. As a matter of fact, no, not everyone has a Facebook account.
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