AceV

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I have 39 stories published in 6 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 26566 times

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A collection of stuff to do with humour I'll be writing up, aimed at cheering up those who are going through a rough patch, or who are just having a low day :)

My stories

Wants-To-Get-Stoned

By AceV on Mon, 27 Jan 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, I just brought some weed, and I really want to get high on it. I invited a friend to get stoned with me. He said he didn't...
Humour
Other
Certificate 15

Get Worse Soon

By AceV on Mon, 27 Jan 2014

We hear you have the flu. We're not that sorry, because we've never really liked you. So remember, get worse soon.
Humour
Other
Certificate PG

Virgin Checked For STDs.

By AceV on Sun, 26 Jan 2014

Doctor: So you say you're a virgin, but you still want to get checked for STDs? Patient: Yes. So, if ever I do have sex with a girl, I can say I've...
Humour
Other
Certificate 12

Disease That Takes Over Your Mind

By AceV on Sun, 26 Jan 2014

Sorry to hear you've caught the disease that takes over your mind, and leaves you unable to think for yourself. Just kidding, she's a lovely woman...
Humour
Other
Certificate PG

I-Miss-My-Husband

By AceV on Sun, 26 Jan 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, My husband died this time last year. I really miss him, but I've been dating someone for a few weeks. The problem is, I feel guilty...
Humour
Other
Certificate 15

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