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I have 257 stories published in 13 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 201144 times and 66 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Godemiché, or I fell on it

A separate wing has been built to house these types, who blush at the door, walk funny, who used to be able to hide what had happened from other patients.

Locus delicti

("place of the crime") Heavens boy, don't you think to clean your coat? Never mind. Get a bath. Those ears must be sprouting potatoes. An hour late! Did you talk to strangers? What's got

What possesses someone to get Myra Hindley and Ian Brady portrait tattoos

on their shins? Barely a wafer of skin there to cushion you, that'd cane, surely. And how nice that Brady gets a look in! So often Hindley's Helga 'do, bleached

Saving pepper

That powder gives a kick to any carbonara; until you pass out, it sits gently on your stomach like a bird. Saving pepper, saving pepper, lace your meals with something sharper

Elephant swimming

shot from below with heavy plastic and batteries alien craft splashing off the sun that bites each time like chilli on a watered tongue