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I have 74 stories published in 4 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 58950 times and 4 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Jeff Funt


My stories


Ave. C., pulls taught, straining with every sharp, piercing breath. Dark alleys, become the womb for harsh blows, Boom Boom Boom. Quick and in rapid succession.


RUMSFELD, BUMSFELD BONNY, DONNY, DUMSFELD A big cuddly IDIOT talks like a DIDIOT he´s a man of our times BONNY, DONNY, DUMSFELD He´s a tower,,, proud and TALL


UMBADA, BOOMBADA YEAH, RAHH!!!!!!! RAHH!!!!!!! DICK CHENEY HE´S OUR MAN !!!! IF HE CAN´T DO IT,,, NOBODY CAN !!! He´s the master,,, of fraud and theft


,,,butterfly takes flight and becomes a human, whose flapping wings become the arms of an epileptic freaking in a train,,, The butterfly looks about in confusion, and becomes the foam,

The Heat

The heat made things sort of fuzzy, The highway before him, made a beeline straight into a flaming horizon, while a scorpion lay prostrate upon a rock, like bacon frying in the fat.