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I have 74 stories published in 4 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 49064 times and 4 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Jeff Funt

 

My stories

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------5

When the hungry baby pushed it's head up under the big, bad, buffalo, looking for tit's, it gored the buffalo's belly and killed it.

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------4

,,,slowly grew into the spray from two powerful diesels engines, which hovered slightly above the horizon, rapidly approaching our point of anchorage,,,,

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------3

The look on the faces of the Indonesians was one of deep satisfaction. They knew that when you were boiled to death, you were really dead.

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------2

,,,We strained and stressed and spit and farted, and somehow we managed to lift the damn thing into the straining arms of the Chinamen ,,,

TRAVEL GUIDE FROM THE UNDERBELLY------1

,,,all sleeping one atop the other amidst the resounding din from hundreds of screaming children and overwrought mothers at their wits end. No,,,, it was something else that caught my eye...

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