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Malcolm Lisle

 

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Hell Blog Survey

What percentage of the population of Hell agreed with the following statements? I wish I had never been born. 32% I would rather fade away into total...

Carry on Monking 2

The bell rang loudly in the dormitory. "It's four o' clock in the morning," shouted the abbot. "How do you know?" asked Alan. "The candle says that...

Carry on Monking 1

"Why won't you light a candle to the emperor, then?" "Because it's idolatory Mum," said Father Tertullian. "You light a candle to Jesus in church,"...

Cold Storage 3

The church were having Sunday afternoon tea with the Hare Krishnas. Lucy spoke to Rachel. "He's great the new pastor, Father Spoors. Have you heard...

Cold Storage 2

"I've received a videomail from the manager of Air India," said Clive. "It's about my proposals for a solar powered aircraft which can land in snow...

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