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I have 586 stories published in
17 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 824670 times
and 341 of my stories have been cherry picked.
8 of my 105 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 9 votes
My stories
A Kendal Mint Cake Crisis
Brace yourself my dear. It’s a holiday in Cumbria. Cut short. A Kendal mint cake crisis. Market Square psychosis. Paperbacks, bric a brac. a holy cd...
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On Turning 50
This morning I am 50 and I wait for new blossom at the kitchen window. There are signs. Emergent pink wings that flesh skeleton trees. And I’m still...
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The Sunday Morning Goalkeeper
He’s a Sunday morning goalkeeper, goes by the nickname of BNP Griff. On Saturday nights he downs a crate of lager, a couple of grams of sniff. He’s...
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The Sodium Songs
Excrement drifting streets pushed by forty five degree winds. And needle rain from an icy syringe The nameless are encouraged by the godless. A...
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Frank
To be Frank, and to tell you about it. On the night he died I was in Leicester performing poetry. I exclaimed the word ‘Dad!’ and the audience...
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