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I have 87 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 108032 times and 26 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Shades

My stories

Captain O'Neil

Captain O’Neil’s got a boat made of steel, He sails out from Cork every morning, She’s a very old boat, built in 1902, She could sink any day without warning.

An Elephant's Got Our Football

An elephant’s got our football, And he just won’t give it back, He saw we have some biscuits, Now he says he wants the pack. We really want our football, But we want our biscuits too,

Tiger Tiger In The Fridge

There’s a tiger in the fridge, screamed Mum, And her face told me she meant it, I crept along and had a look, I think she must have dreamt it. It was big and bright with orange stripes,

Upside down

In an upside down town, Mrs upside down Brown, Heads to the upside down market Drives her upside down car, Not that upside down far, To an upside down space where she’ll park it.

Bed Time

Go to bed, Mother said, So I did. Draw your curtains, She said, So I did. Put that light out, I heard my Dad shout, I’m scared of the dark, So I hid. ©RS2011

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