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I have 365 stories published in
12 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 516447 times
and 147 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Throwing rocks at shop signs
When I was a kid I used to love Asterix, it was like my thing. We would go round lane corners yelling beep dropping poo sticks off bridges, high fiving soft wood trees,
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- 1939 reads
Pages of eyelids
The pages of eyelids The first time my father took me to the library I felt I had ingested a globe lamp and it became a gob stopper, a bath pearl,
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- 670 reads
Eat
I like to watch people enjoy their food – the man who shines an apple on his jacket and then throws it in the air like a bowler. A girl on the train tearing cliff lines out of a tuna baguette.
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- 661 reads
The future pessimist
What are you doing Wednesday? Let’s see ‘The Future’. Our faces squint in the dark- skin headlines, cancer victims, texting machines.
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I want a T shirt with the session singer on it
Watching the band, in the special acoustic theatre designed to work without microphones with everyone slicked in after work wine jewels
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