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I have 365 stories published in
12 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 446505 times
and 147 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Let's celebrate
Construct monuments. Make them our faces. Cut us in granite at the moment the penny dropped.
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Dear girl who I eye up and down and decide I wouldn't want to be friends with
Dear girl who I eye up and down and decide I wouldn’t want to be friends with, your tripod hamstrings and bum breasts you look like a piglet on stilts.
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A far cry from instinct
We are accelerated primates, bones splint by our own speed, our reflexes artillery, even in peace.
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Number 36
For the man who said rain is bubble wrap When the note came through the door to say that Louis at number 36 was in the hospital in a coma and was not expected to make it,
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I don’t know what it means to be in the premiership
But I like the patter of the man selling flags and whistles, and the way the window wobbles when the happiness gets too crowded. I don’t know what it means to be in the premiership,
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